i hung out with my new aussie friends last night, melody and jen. we were gonna see a movie. we even bought tickets. but then after two beers at the mall, jen said "lets go to a gay bar instead." so jen sold our tickets to some confused asians waiting in line.

so we went to a bar in northridge, the funky part of perth. there was a 10 dollar cover unless you wore a "uniform".. so we got a bit dressed up but the bouncer guy was like no thats not good enough, even though i had an army jacket and bandana. but he let in some guys barely dressed in uniforms (or dressed at all, really) so jen was like wtf this is lame and we left. clearly they were only letting hot boys in for free. we were not impressed. i think jen wanted to pound them.

then we almost got a massage from some sketchy asian place next door but they wouldnt show melody their certificates so we didnt (not for you! not for you!)

then we took jen home but jen was locked out so she climbed onto her roof and somehow got in by removing some of the roofing tiles.

then me and melody went to her place and i met her neighbour the israeli surfie who had pink little kids pillow and duvet covers.

the end.